Well, I share an office with the housekeeping department and do you know what they keep at the ready, at all times?
COOKIES. This place is like a mind field of diet failure!
Like, loads of cookies. Chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, peanut butter...you name it, they probably have it over there. I came prepared today. I brought healthy snacks. I even brought healthy cookies! Well, it's 3:44pm, technically I'm supposed to get out of here at 4:45pm, chances are that will be more like 5:30pm, 6:00pm...but that's not the issue. Sometimes I hear the cookies taunting me. No seriously....
Psss, hey, fat girl...we're here...we're amazingly tasty...we have icing and we crunch when you bite into us; unlike those healthy cookies.
Jeez and the stress of the day just makes them seem that much more tempting. I walk past them all day long. Last year I would grab them, by the handfuls.
Hello Honey, we're here, we're cookies, get used to it and eat us!
I had to write this up because I have to remember that they are not worth it!
Yes we are...
Ugh! Shut up cookies! I know I don't want really want them, it's simply because they are there.
It's going to be a long summer.
Do you know that while I was typing this I answered 12 phone calls, called 2 plumbers, directed my Maintenance guy to 3 different houses for issues and talked someone through resetting their garbage disposal? Welcome to summer for me!
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